KAS THE READER

aimematch:

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower

(Source: aimematch-archive)

haunt-my-miles:

prince-squid:

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

why was this calculated

(Source: fonfaye)

ihatenike:

i have moments when i suddenly get so positive and i’m like okay it’s fine you are fine!!! nothing is hard!!! you r going to do this!! who cares!! and they last 5 seconds before everything becomes hard again and i want to know which one is real

incestyuri:

victimsanctuary:

i th

rew my XBox away because someone on Xbox Live said he’s gonna fuck my mother and I live in constant fear I’ll come home one day and Booblover69 will be my new father

say-no-to-superwholock:

“we know how to kill you and make it look like a suicide!!!”

“we can summon demons from hell!!!!”

“we can throw you into a black hole for all eternity!!!!”

“you messed with the wrong fandom!!!!”

pinkmanjesse:

gypped:

hoodrichjay:

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

slay

spookykt:

uglyplastic:

Sorry but I’ve never met a scorpio who’s a good person

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tbqhonest:

sadreindeer:

if you drag someone’s appearance into the argument you already lost 

nah. don’t come @ nobody if you look wild af. imma start from the outside and work my way in